The Holy Gosh Darn

The Holy Gosh Darn follows the angel Cassiel during a six-hour countdown to Heaven’s destruction. Time travel turns a desperate mission into a puzzle about what to do first. The Windows version has no verified Winlator result.

Gameplay

Explore places, speak with characters, and carry information between attempts as the clock resets. A conversation that seems pointless on one loop may become the key to a later one. Comedy keeps the stakes light on the surface, but success depends on understanding cause and effect across the timeline.

System Requirements

The PC values below use the publisher listing where available; unconfirmed recommendations are marked accordingly.

Windows PC

PC component	Minimum	Recommended
CPU	4th Generation Intel or equivalent AMD	Not confirmed
GPU	Graphics card with DX10 (shader model 4.0) capabilities. 2GB VRAM.	Not confirmed
RAM	Not specified	Not confirmed

Android / Winlator

Android / Winlator	Minimum	Recommended
Snapdragon	8 Gen 2 (suggested test device)	8 Gen 3 (suggested test device)
MediaTek	Dimensity 9200 (suggested test device)	Dimensity 9300 (suggested test device)
RAM	12 GB (suggested)	16 GB (suggested)

The Android entries are editorial starting points, not official requirements or measured results. No reliable Winlator FPS result is available for this exact build. If it launches, test at 720p with low settings first; performance depends on the phone GPU, driver, game version, and translation overhead.